need to get the one on my back sorted now and that will do for a bit lol ...
anyone else got any good ones?>
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need to get the one on my back sorted now and that will do for a bit lol ...
anyone else got any good ones?>
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http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard … dID=984554
While my cats have never done anything more to interfere with the game than sit in front of the monitor or type cryptic messages in chat, one evening about a year and a half ago one of my cats was yowling so loudly while I was talking on TS that people were starting to comment about the noise...
The reason for the distressed noise became apparent the next morning... when I woke up in a puddle of cold cat puke, with a mouse eyeball floating not far from my face...
It was my birthday, too...
]]>CCP have announced the next expansion, due to be unleashed upon us in the summer - http://www.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=blog&bid=733
Despite the catchy title of Tyrannis, sadly this expansion would not appear to feature dinosaurs shooting lasers from their eyes 
On the other hand, we get to farm planets.
I'm sure the first question that springs to mind is whether we get to deathray settlements from orbit 
Second question is of course... OMG, what will they break this time?!? 
But it looks like CCP is continuing in their drive to attract different player demographics to EVE, this time aiming for what appears to be the sims/civilisation market perhaps? Remains to be seen how this will change the overall feel of EVE, the tone on the forums etc.
There is also a short paragraph on fixing the lag.
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Insidious Existence Application Requirements
ABOUT US
EXIT are a PVP focused corporation. We are highly skilled and experienced in PVP and are looking to recruit members that have PVP experience or that have the needed character skills and are willing to put serious effort into learning.
We are currently on trial with the AAA (Against ALL Authorities) alliance. As part of this trial we are members of the En Garde alliance for our trial period. This is a AAA pet/trial alliance based out of the Catch region.
ENTRY REQUIREMENTS
• Can fly a Tech2 nano fitted Tech2 hull - interceptor, HAC, Recon, Logistics, Interdictor etc.
OR
• Can fly a Tech 2 fitted fleet Battleship with Tech 2 large turrets (Tempest, Apocalypse, Megathron)
OR
• Can fly a Dreadnought or Carrier
We do not accept players who have bought their characters within the last 6 months.
Trial members must complete an uninterrupted one month trial period. Going AWOL and not passing your trial period will result in termination. The applicant may re-apply but will be required to complete a full one month trial period.
Trial members are expected to concentrate on PVP for the duration of their trial period and should limit any ratting/plexing etc. to off peak hours, taking into account that PVP activity is what counts during the trial, not the number of Sansha you manage to massacre. You should bring an assortment of PVP assets or sufficient funding to ensure that you can resist the urge to carebear when there are hostiles to kill.
Trial members may only bring their main PVP character into the corporation. No alts will be accepted until completion of the trial period. The only exception is if alts are required for PVP (ie. multi-boxing or capital alt). Assistance with logistics from the nearest high sec station will be provided.
MEMBERSHIP EXPECTATIONS
Capable of piloting the required ship types - Logistics OR Interdictor AND Heavy Assault Ship OR Force Recon or alternatively a Tech 2 fitted turret Fleet Battleship OR Dreadnought (Ravens do not count as "turret Fleet Battleship")
Mature team player who has the dedication to show up on ops at least weekly
Capable of using TeamSpeak and following alliance and corporate forums and Jabber actively
MEMBERSHIP RIGHTS AND OPPORTUNITIES
Access to 0.0 space in the south with designated systems available for ratting and plexing in the Catch region
Corp subsidized Fleet Battleships and Interdictors/Logistics ships
Reimbursement program for capital ship losses incurred during alliance CTA ops
Corporate fuel supplies for capital ships during CTA ops
Corporate support for transporting equipment with Jump Freighters and Carriers
Extensive small scale PVP opportunities
Ability to fully participate in large scale alliance operations under EN GARDE which is a trial/training alliance of Against ALL Authorities [-A-]
Chance to fly under highly skilled FCs and with professional pilots that get the job done - an opportunity to learn from the best
If you answer yes to these pre-requisites you will need to fill out this form first:
This will allow us to check that you do indeed meet the skill requirements.
You are required to provide us with a valid API as a member of EXIT at all times!
You can then post a new thread on the recruitment forums here answering the questions listed in the next post.
You can also join our Public channel to talk to a recruiter if you have important questions: EXIT-RELATIONS
Once you have posted your application onto our forums, it will be moved into our private forum for perusal and comment by leadership. You will then be contacted and either offered or denied a trial. This may take a few days depending on availability of recruitment staff. If your topic has been removed then rest assured we are processing it.
With approval you can send an in game application into EXIT.
You will be accepted into the corporation for a one month trial period, which may be extended if required.
If your performance is not up to standard you will be given 3 days to clear out or you may be given a 2 week extension.
Access to corporation and alliance hangars/assets will be restricted until the trial period ends.
You will have access to corp discounted/supplied battleships during your trial period.
Our closest highsec office to Catch is in Ipref - Ipref II, Moon 1
Once accepted into EXIT you will need to read all the corp and alliance bulletins, and go through the EXIT forums, particularly the ship setups threads for required fleet fits. Also please set up TeamSpeak according to the instructions - voice communications (listening) are mandatory during operations.
All the information you need should be on the forums, so look there first, otherwise you can ask a fellow corp mate.
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If intrested send an evemail to me in game (silentbob170692)
thanks
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